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Cannibal Jokes
Q :- What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
A :- Wipes his arse.
Q :- What does a cannibal like best about his wedding?
A :- Toasting his mother-in-law.
1st Cannibal :- “There’s no need to bring up your son”
2nd Cannibal :- “What do you expect after 10 pint of lager”
1st Cannibal :- “Your wife makes a fantastic roast diner”
2nd Cannibal :- “”Yeah, but I’m going to miss her”
This conglomerate starts thirty cannibals to demonstrate their equal rights policy. The company boss man, at the inauguration warns all the workers that the barbaric practice of human flesh eating has to stop forthwith. Two months later the company boss asks for a meeting with the cannibals. At the meeting the company boss informs them that a secretary has disappeared. He tells them to have a talk among themselves and he’ll come back in an hour to hear the outcome of their meeting. After he leaves the head cannibal stands up and say’s “who the hell is responsible for this?. We’ve been eating two managers a week and nobody has noticed. Now somebody has eaten somebody who does some work around here and now we’re all in the shit.”
Have you heard about the vegetarian cannibal? He only ate Swedes.
Q :- What did the cannibal’s wife give him when he came home late from work?
A :- The cold shoulder.
Hear about the cannibal who complained about his pint not having a head on it.
This cannibal came home from holiday with an arm and a leg missing. When his next door neighbour asked him about it he answered “It was self catering”
Q “Why did the cannibal become a detective?
A “so he could grill his suspects”
Have you heard about the cannibal who chewed off the missionary’s ear. It was his first taste of Christianity.
Q:- What's the real definition of trust?
A:- Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Two cannibals are having a blether. The first one said “I just can’t get a tender missionary these days. I’ve tried roasting, stewing, grilling and even boiling ‘em. His friend asked ”What missionaries do you use?” “The ones down at the bend in the river” replied the first cannibal. “Ah” replied the second cannibal “That’s because they’re friars”
Q:- "Why did the cannibal eat the tight rope walker?"
A:- "He wanted a balanced meal"
Have you heard about the little cannibal boy ? He was eight before he was seven.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg?